Back for my once a year blogpost, it’s so tough being a lazy bitch honestly. As you can imagine, my online shopping has gotten out of control since being on lockdown. I’m not talking about one or two packages, I have a severe problem. It’s gotten to a stage where if I wake up and there isn’t a package thrown on the end of my bed by my ma I genuinely get upset. First world problems I know. Since all festivals have been cancelled this post will be a few pics of an outfit I had planned. Now I’ll just be wearing my poxy tears lying in bed.
Oi oi little saucy minx of an outfit. Big fan of a co-ord if I do say so myself. This little number is so simple but with the right accessories would be abso massive. The top and shorts come in at just under 70€ which isn’t bad considering you can wear them separately aswell. Tbh I’ll probably still buy it when I’m not unemployed and on the dole (love that for me). I’m about to set the scene- you’re in a field, sun splittin the trees, you’ve just set up camp and taken your first sip of a warm can. You have this sexy lil two piece on and you hear a wolf whistle from some ugly pox of a fella. Life is good. Need I say more?
Starting off this paragraph by saying if I die in the near future, someone buy me these and bury me in them thanks a mill. Inspo from my bestie Marie. The perfect dupe of the Prada boots that I can only dream to own one day. I’m tellin you girls, once my foot picture business takes off, I’m gonna own the real deal. Until then, these will do. At a gorge little 62.21€ (precise I know) you can’t really go wrong gals!
What better way to finish off an outfit than with a raunchy leather bucket hat. How cute and funky would this look with that co ord? VERY. Especially cuter because it’s only 18€. When I think of festivals I imagine all outfits with my long grey wig and I get mad excited. Now saying that I feel mad depressed because no festivals this year for Jess. But 2021 will be filled with lots of festivals, hugs & hopefully no poxy coronavirus.
Sending love to everyone.
Ps. Nanny if you’re reading this I can’t wait to hug the body off you and go to the slots again.