Well lads, I’d love to say I’m back but who knows I could disappear again. For someone who’s wrote fuck all blog posts I take some amount of career breaks and I apologize, laziness takes over but listen better late than never to attempt to get back into things amiriteeeeee?
With Christmas parties coming up what better way to jump into it than abit of inspo for all you huns looking to get your bits out for your boss! There’s nothing more scandal filled than a Christmas get together and going by experience, your outfit has ALOT to do with how your night goes. I may or may not have spent the whole of last years Christmas party flashing what little chest I had to every Tom, dick & Harry , all because the front of my jumpsuit had a zip the whole way down the front, try tell me would that of still happened had that zip not of been there? Probably but we’ll say it no.
Let’s get down to business.
Sorry how sexual is this? It would give a snowman a horn. This dress literally has hello promotion written all over it. Pretty little thing of course, they’ve a lot of gorge new stock, a lot of sparkle mind you which personally isn’t me. I look tacky to bits when I put sparkles near my body so for anyone who can pull them off my hat goes off to you, ye little sexy weapon. Anyway, coming in at a gorge little €30 you can’t go wrong, honestly throw that on and you’ll make your money back in drinks on the night so win win.
Ooooooo baby, dreamy dreamy dreamy. If I die soon bury me in these plz. Not everyone’s cuppa tae now but let me set the scene: you’re at the Xmas party venue, you look across the room to see the fella you’ve fancied for ages lookin all massive ready for a little mistletoe moment, you walk past wearing a vinyl snakeprint trouser- chances are your sucking in for the life of you unable to breathe but the trousers do the talking for you, and baby girl you’re not going home alone. I’ll say it beforehand- you’re welcome. Nice little short story there, unfortunately not speaking from experience but a gal can dream. These bad boys are from missguided – €35. Depending on how much skin you want to show I’d probably pair them with a bralette since they’re quite high waisted, also available in tall for all you lanky hoes.
Suit yourself hehe see what I did there. Honestly there’s nothing more gorge than a nice suit, and I’m just obsessed with check print end of so don’t come at me. Again this with a bralette OR if we’re feeling brave maybe just tape the tiddies and go for it! This is from the collusion range for ASOS, such stunning pieces and at €80 for the whole poxy suit you cannot go wrong! Throw on a strappy black heel and a fluffy bag and your dancing all the way to the bar for a baby Guinness.
Hope every one of you get a smooch at your Xmas parties, thank me later.